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Corny jokes here ;))))
The title says it all.
Here mine; Anong puno ang laging okay lang? Edi, FINE tree. XD
Here mine; Anong puno ang laging okay lang? Edi, FINE tree. XD
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a kid staring at a chakang tambay..
the tambay got angry & shouted..
"hoy bata! ang sama mong 2mingin ah?!"
kid : eh ikaw bakit ang sama mong tignan?!
the tambay got angry & shouted..
"hoy bata! ang sama mong 2mingin ah?!"
kid : eh ikaw bakit ang sama mong tignan?!
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PEDRO: Juan! Tatanungin kita ng Math tapos sumagot ka ng mabilis ah!
JUAN: Sige.
PEDRO: 6 + 4?
...
JUAN: Mabilis.
JUAN: Sige.
PEDRO: 6 + 4?
...
JUAN: Mabilis.
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Boy: alam mo para akong oat meal.
Girl: bkit?
Boy: kasi im good for your heart )
Girl: bkit?
Boy: kasi im good for your heart )
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bakit po.
Bakit po who?
I whip my hair bakit po, i whip my hair bakit po
Who's there?
Bakit po.
Bakit po who?
I whip my hair bakit po, i whip my hair bakit po
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Para kang isang pustiso.
I can't smile without you.
I can't smile without you.
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here's mine :
may isang barkong lumubog may isang ita na natira.
Ita: sige pating! kainin mo na ko! tutal kinaen mo na rin naman yung buong pamilya ko eh! ano pang ginagawa mo jan? kainin mo na ako!
Pating: wag mo ko lokohin! di ako tanga! PUSIT KA!
- Korni eh?
may isang barkong lumubog may isang ita na natira.
Ita: sige pating! kainin mo na ko! tutal kinaen mo na rin naman yung buong pamilya ko eh! ano pang ginagawa mo jan? kainin mo na ako!
Pating: wag mo ko lokohin! di ako tanga! PUSIT KA!
- Korni eh?
- Spoiler:
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FRIES
Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.
"Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries" order ni FVR sa ingles.
"And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.
"The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too" sagot ni Erap.
Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.
"Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries" order ni FVR sa ingles.
"And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.
"The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too" sagot ni Erap.
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