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Post by HeyNicole.♥™ Thu Feb 24, 2011 12:54 pm

The title says it all.

Here mine; Anong puno ang laging okay lang? Edi, FINE tree. XD
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Post by nyleborxd Fri Feb 25, 2011 12:04 pm

a kid staring at a chakang tambay..
the tambay got angry & shouted..
"hoy bata! ang sama mong 2mingin ah?!"
kid : eh ikaw bakit ang sama mong tignan?!
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Post by sheiy Fri Feb 25, 2011 8:03 pm

PEDRO: Juan! Tatanungin kita ng Math tapos sumagot ka ng mabilis ah!
JUAN: Sige.
PEDRO: 6 + 4?
...
JUAN: Mabilis.
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Post by nyleborxd Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:30 pm

Boy: alam mo para akong oat meal.
Girl: bkit?
Boy: kasi im good for your heart Smile)
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Post by kjpot Wed Mar 02, 2011 8:59 pm

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Bakit po.
Bakit po who?

I whip my hair bakit po, i whip my hair bakit po
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Post by nyleborxd Wed Mar 02, 2011 10:28 pm

Para kang isang pustiso.
I can't smile without you.
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Post by Sheni Thu Mar 03, 2011 12:21 pm

here's mine :

may isang barkong lumubog may isang ita na natira.

Ita: sige pating! kainin mo na ko! tutal kinaen mo na rin naman yung buong pamilya ko eh! ano pang ginagawa mo jan? kainin mo na ako!
Pating: wag mo ko lokohin! di ako tanga! PUSIT KA!

- Korni eh?


Spoiler:
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Post by nyleborxd Fri Mar 04, 2011 8:30 pm

FRIES
Kumain sa isang sosyal na restaurant sina Erap at FVR.
"Give me Swiss Steak and French Fries" order ni FVR sa ingles.
"And you Sir? tanong ng waiter.
"The same, Give me sweepstake and first prize, too" sagot ni Erap.
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